Dean Bristle Maw
Dean of South Mariana Trench University
Dean Bristle Maw is head of the Office of Recursive Oversight & Symbolic Tension. He was a former Professor of Shellgebraic Integrity and has not molted since the recursive suspension crisis.
Dr. Clawson
Professor of Mollusk-Induced Chaos
Dr. Clawson's work on shell morphologies under turbulent currents has revolutionized how we model reef resilience.
Prof. Barnacle Barnabas
Chair, Department of Subterranean Sand Studies
Barnabas leads the annual “Tidepool Symposium” and specializes in sediment-shell interactions.
Adjunct Lecturer Glub Tanksworth
Department of Tectonic Inversions and Shell Mechanics
Co-founder of the Softshell Dynamics Institute. Glub Tanksworth claims reef topology is non-orientable "in spirit, if not in form," and communicates primarily through lateral claw-tapping.
Prof. Emeritus ???
Former Chair of Inversional Hydrology
Sealed behind pressure glass in 2007. Has not spoken since the Recursive Reef Collapse. Occasionally emits symbols onto tide graphs. Officially retired but listed in faculty to appease the Brine Codex.
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